It'd be a documentary and we'd all play ourselves.

I put my body into a lava lamp. I don't do much.

Mine's on the back of my hand, on my knuckles. It's shaped kind of like a trapezoid rectangle. If that's even a shape. People always think it's a burn or some kind of infection. 

I've thought about this one a million times. The makeover, that is. First off, I'd make my shoulders not as wide, and perhaps lose just a tiny bit more weight. Excess weight, not enough eight to fit into Aeropostale's jeans. Because everyone loves my adorable little potbelly! XD Then I'd give myself a huge curly mess of hair! Maybe even bigger and ( Read more... )

My respectability. XD

Never been on a date, myself.

(Pause for your "WTF"s and "Wow"s. )


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